I may not achieve much...but I will always be a stealth drunk ... Or as society will call it an alcoholic.
I'm onto cider at the moment, I can even get away with drinking at work.
At the moment I'm proud and happy, this could be the cider talking but I believe it is the stealth drunk!!
I have just managed to convince someone that my bottle of drink is in fact ... Apple Tango ;) see that is genius right there!
I sometime wish I could go back in history to when all the bad vices were socially acceptable, let's go smoke opium, in hale dodgy chemicals to get high...wake up and have a nice shot of bath tub gin. I'm sure no one then moaned about obesity and asthma!
Back then you got seriously ill! The plague or something equally deadly. Now people moan and bitch of they get a slight pathetic cough.
I think the more bad stuff you have actually helps...I mean vaccinations are basically just injections of viruses so your body can battle it.
I shall attempt to keep this view when my kidneys fail and/or liver. But I know atleast I'm not getting hayfever/asthma.
Better health = better life ... Bollox
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