Saturday, 29 May 2010

The Moral Of Disney...occording to Ashley

A basic outlook on what Disney teaches our kids...from my perspective.

Snow White

So women, if you're beautiful...someone will be jealous and want to kill you.
Men, if you see a woman in the forest and she's "dead" its ok to kiss her...necrophilia rocks!

Cinderella

Women, you can clean a whole castle and still smile and sing...even go to the ball. Oh and its completely safe to run on glass shoes.
Men, if you're a rich prince all women will want you.

Lady and the Tramp.

Women, its ok to date tramps
Men, you can be a tramp and still get the lady, as long as you have some spaghetti handy.

Sleeping Beauty

Women, that spinning needles are irresistible to you, and you must touch it.
Men, you can kiss that total dead stranger chick...its fine! go on do it! she'll love it

The Little Mermaid

Women, its ok to give up everything you cherish and change our body drastically to get your man!
Men, women have nothing important to say so go for the quiet one.

Beauty and The Beast

Women,  appearances dont matter...unless youre the girl...in which they do...alot
Men, Women digg anger

Aladdin

Women, why bother giving your opinion, you have to get married before anyone cares.
Men, LIE! its ok she'll forgive you 




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