Thursday, 8 July 2010

connectivity thought

In the world of constant connectivity. Always being connected to the social cloud, is this not making us less social

Only really expressing in digital format and not in the real world

I'm looking forward to seeing some people on Sunday...in 3D land



Tuesday, 6 July 2010

Beauty

Its 10am, i roll over and see the sun streaming in through the curtains.  Sunlight bouncing off of dust hanging like stars in the air.  I look at my wife who is still asleep, like an angel, silent and peaceful.  Its beautiful, her eyes flicker and open ... she smiles at me and says ...


"the internet isnt working"


huh?! what...she's just destroyed my little fantasy of my perfect world.  There was no "morning!" or anything sweet and nice...just


"the internet isnt working"

What worse is my first thought was...."no fucking way, i need the internet"

What has the world come to?!

oh yeah, i must remember to blog/tweet and tell the net world about this.  Im not sure why...some underlying thing about neediness and getting attention...but who cares.

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Friday, 2 July 2010

stealth drunk

I may not achieve much...but I will always be a stealth drunk ... Or as society will call it an alcoholic.

I'm onto cider at the moment, I can even get away with drinking at work.

At the moment I'm proud and happy, this could be the cider talking but I believe it is the stealth drunk!!

I have just managed to convince someone that my bottle of drink is in fact ... Apple Tango ;) see that is genius right there!

I sometime wish I could go back in history to when all the bad vices were socially acceptable, let's go smoke opium, in hale dodgy chemicals to get high...wake up and have a nice shot of bath tub gin. I'm sure no one then moaned about obesity and asthma!

Back then you got seriously ill! The plague or something equally deadly. Now people moan and bitch of they get a slight pathetic cough.

I think the more bad stuff you have actually helps...I mean vaccinations are basically just injections of viruses so your body can battle it.

I shall attempt to keep this view when my kidneys fail and/or liver. But I know atleast I'm not getting hayfever/asthma.

Better health = better life ... Bollox