Dogs in Clothes - Fuck Off

I skated to work again today, i have now found this to be a therapeutic time where i can just see the world go by in my bright glow in the dark fleece.  I skate from Oval to Paddington blinding pedestrians with my neon-ness.

Its a great time, a moment to reflect, a moment to just ignore everything and listen to pod-casts. Its great...until...now.

Today was an effort everything was horrible, i wasn't feeling right, and most importantly...i couldn't be arsed.  But i put a real effort today...and oh my it was worth it!  I have seen many sights on my skating journeys.

Firstly,

According to Wiki Answers

"Canines have fur as an evolved means of self defense, and protection from the elements. Fur not only makes it harder to injure the dog, but also protects it, depending on the type of dog, from cold, rain, sleet, etc." 


This i believe is an obvious answer, the whole keep warm bit, its genius idea...have fur on body = keep warm. Amazing how evolution does stuf like that..like how a Peregrine Falcon is perfectly designed to fall to the ground at amazing speeds and still get the pigeon.  How pigs just know to taste like bacon...is genius.


So why then do people put coats on dogs, sometimes i can deal with a jacket on a dog, keep the fur nice and all that...but that is at a stretch. Today i saw a BIG BEAST of a dog in Hyde Park in an ORANGE jumpsuit, like the dog was bound for the electric chair on death row. Why? Why? Why? as we have learnt from Wiki today...dogs have fur to keep warm.


This would be like us...wearing a fleece...and then just for good measure putting a huge wooly jumper on top! I mean you wouldn't.


This humanisation of dogs is wrong! surely putting too many clothes on it, and making it too hot is like torture. I'm about to take the moral high ground...Torture is Wrong.


Also on my journey in Hyde Park, i saw a drunk homeless guy chasing a squirrel. Need i say more about the comical elements of this.


Someone laughed and pointed at me then she tripped over, very much to my amusement. I didnt even try to hide my laugh. I just laughed very loudly and proceeded on my way.


Anyway thats my run down.


took 45mins, loads of laughs 

ANGERED! vile-disgusting-cunt

Firstly it takes alot for me to get angry, i get angry in funny ways. Shrug it all off with a joke. Quite a laid back chap i would say.


A little about me, i believe that i am an open-minded individual who keeps great company. Intelligent company, people who aren't one sided, can see all sides to an argument...most importantly educated. Being educated helps support a good argument. Otherwise it just descends into petty name calling and i would not want that round me.


I believe everyone has a right to believe anythinK (see previous post) they like, look however they want to look.


If you want to believe that little aliens from outer space are coming to get you..then fine. I will just let you do that.


If you want to believe a man with a cool beard lives in the sky and will helps us all. Then fantastic if it gets you through your day.


I don't have to agree with you, but i DO accept your opinion. Although i will probably argue back with evidence on the contrary, but it is an educated argument.


I have just seen on my face a Questionnaire which i shall post. THIS MAY OFFEND!


"COULD YOU BE A MUSLIM???
Take this simple test and find out.
1. Do you have more wives than teeth ?
2. Do you own a $25000 rocket launcher but cant afford shoes?
3. Do you cultivate Heroin but have a moral objection to Beer?
4. Do you think vests come in two styles ? Bullet-proof & Suicide?
And most significantly
5.Do you scrape the shit off your sweaty arse with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean?!
If you answer YES to any one of these questions PLEASE DELETE MY NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE!! YA MANKY PAKI BASTARD!!!!"




I do not wish to associate myseslf with this individual or infact have anything to do with him at all. All i will say is that we grew up together i have known this person for their entire lives! How is it that we could both turn out SO differently.


This kind of thing has actually got me riled, ok. This person can say whatever they like, but this isnt an educated thing. This is childish bullying RACIST. Totally un-called for in the public-domain of facebook.


another thing Paki is not Muslim - see un-educated as most people are like this.


I wish some people could just grow up, see reason.


This is quite a serious rant, i was going to wait until tomorrow, but was annoying me so much!